Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

They are listed above.

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

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Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

than the blue routes.

What story do you have involving a public restroom?

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

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Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

What are some common historical misconceptions?

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Will Canadians still buy American products?

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Why do many men like women's breasts?

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Senate

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Senator James Risch of Idaho

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Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

House members

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative John Curtis of Utah

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana